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BTS - jimin's adventure

  • Jimin - Lotion Heist (Written by S.O.K)
  • *Min Suga lays on his 10 ft Persian couch as J-hope massages his feet and V fans him with a feather*
  • Suga: its so nice to get a day off and relax
  • V: yea hyung you’ve been working really hard lately
  • J-hope: what are u talking about, he’s been laying there like that for a week
  • Suga: quiET, I need quiet
  • Jin: well that’s too bad princess, this is the room with the nicest mirror so you’re gonna have to listen to me talking to myself
  • Suga: *snaps his fingers* taehyung
  • V: im on it
  • *Taehyung picks up a screaming and struggling jin off the ground and carries him out of the room*
  • Rapmon: where is he taking him
  • Suga: the dungeons where he can join all the other slaves
  • Rapmon: u mean jungkook
  • Suga: and sometimes jimin
  • Jimin: did someone say my name ??
  • Suga: uhhHH
  • Jimin: hello, i can see you are not busy
  • Suga: actually I am, im really busy
  • Jimin: yea….you’re busy being glorious
  • Suga: ok fine you can come in. but dont bother me jimin, im trying to have a peaceful moment ok
  • Jimin: the world is never truly at peace
  • Suga: wha-
  • Jimin: there will always be tears. always be pain
  • Suga: can you shuT up
  • Jimin: these wars are everlasting
  • Suga: ok you know what, jimin, come here
  • Jimin: yes hyung
  • Suga: I have a misson for you
  • Jimin: yes hyung, anything
  • Suga: it seems hoseok is running out of lotion for my feet, go away and get me more
  • Jimin: wOw…..thank u for giving me a task of such importance
  • Suga: take taehyung with you. and be very careful, anything could go wrong
  • *at the store*
  • Jimin: ok taehyung, yoongi hyung only uses a very special kind of lotion. Its located in the most sacred part of the store
  • V: ooooo where
  • Jimin: skin care
  • V: ahhh *heads towards the skin care section*
  • Jimin: omg STOP! You can’t just walk right in. jeez haven’t you ever bought high class lotion before? there is a specific and proper process.
  • V: ummmm
  • Jimin: this product is limited edition and in high demand. There will be others who want it….they’re probably here with us right now…
  • V: so what should we do
  • Jimin: we need to get the whole stock for hyung. walk slowly…don’t look suspicious.
  • V: how would they know we’re after the lotion
  • Jimin: are u kidding, anyone could tell what we came for by our radiant skin
  • V: jimin….is that it
  • Jimin: dOn’t look directly at it
  • V: sorry sorry, the thrill of this mission is just making me nervous
  • Jimin: *panting* its ok its ok I’m getting an adrenaline rush also….which will be perfect to snatch that lotion
  • With his powerful thighs, he runs at the speed of light to get to the lotion. He reaches out but….another hand is already there
  • Jimin: jin!!!
  • Jin: jhahahAH you thought I was gonna let tht bitch yoongi get all the good lotion? Hell nO, my skin is much more important
  • Jimin: jin, you don’t wanna do this. Give me back the lotion
  • Jin: o really what are u gonna do hhAHAHA-
  • *Jimin suddenly does a triple backflip and knocks jin out*
  • Jimin: *blows on his fist* sorry hyung, had to be done
  • V: …..jimin, that was majestic. I’ve never been so turned on in my life
  • Jimin: that’s what happens when you’re rolling with ziimmiiiinnnnnn
  • V: whoa I think his lips are swollen
  • V and jimin: …..haHAHAHAAHAHHHAHH
  • Jimin: good one taehyung, come on lets go pay for this lotion and deliver it to our master
  • *Back at suga’s pimphouse*
  • Suga: ah, you have returned
  • Jimin: yUp…we ran into some trouble but…nothing we couldn’t handle
  • Suga: you are a brave and courageous one park jimin, more worthy than any of my other slaves
  • J-hope: literally all he did was get you lotion
  • Suga: and all you do, foolish one, is complain
  • J-hope: and rub your dryass feet
  • suga: there you go again
  • Jimin: taehyung and I shall take our leave now
  • Suga: go on, young warriors
  • V: jimin that was really great, I think we really gained yoongi’s respect today
  • Jimin: of course, how could he neglect our super skillz….but…..do you wanna know something
  • V: what
  • Jimin: when we bought that lotion, the cashier said it was $5.95……..i only gave her $5.90
  • V: …..really
  • Jimin: I was really caught up in the high of beating up Jin, I couldn’t control myself
  • V: jimin you are sO amazing when you break the law
  • Jimin: i know
  • V: do u wanna go steal jin's wallet
  • Jimin: i thought you'd never ask